And Now for Another Daily Dose of Mortification...

It's just never-ending with Max lately!

Last night, a security system salesman came to our door, and Max immediately struck up a conversation with him.

Max: What's your name?

Salesman: Justin.

Max: You have a big fat belly, Justin!

Whoa. That'll teach him to knock on OUR door!

Vocabulary Lesson

Here is snippet of a random conversation between Max and me this morning. I was in my underwear, waiting for him to finish on the toilet.

Max: Mommy, what is in your booby?

Me: What is in my booby? Do you mean my bra?

Max: No. What is in your booby?

Me: Well, nothing is really in it. Just skin and fat, I guess. What is in your booby?

Max (as if it is the most obvious answer in the world): My PECTORALS, silly!

Wow. He never ceases to amaze me.